...then, I played the song I recorded to the record producer, and he told me it sucked because it didn't have a "hook". [Arrrrrggghh!] So, I said, "Oh, yeah?" and preceded to jam this hook up his ass!
Groovy!
Speaking of which... I just read on-line that music "piracy" is a $4.6 billion business! [Arrrrggghhh!] And, to think how I wasted all those years on the high seas...
What do you mean?
I'm talking about all those port towns me and me mateys raped and pillaged! And what did we net? Only a few thousand dollars! Plus, I don't even have a retirement plan! Arrrrrggggg!!
I know what you need: a nice bottle of Captain Morgan. Wait here...
