"Thank you for calling 'Berets-R-Us". We're currently experiencing a high volume of calls. If you'd like to place an order, please stay on the line, and a team member will assist you momentarily."
Groovy!
Three hours later...
"We're sorry for the wait. Your business is very important to us. Please, stay on the line, and a team member will assist you momentarily..."
Damn! I needs to take a dump something fierce!
"Thank you for holding. My name is Gerard. How may I help you..? Hello? Hello? Anyone there? Sacre bleu!" [click]
