Dude... Check out my neighbor's new wife! Rub-a-dub! Rub-a-dub!!
Groovy!
Speaking of wives... Did I ever tell you about my two wives? The first one died from eating poisoned mushrooms. And, the second from a gunshot to the head!
That's horrible! Who shot her?
I did! The bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms!
Um... I think I need to go home and, uh, shave my nuts, or something... (Just walk away and don't make eye contact!)
