Here at "Kaufman's Fight Club", we teach a non-violent, yet highly effective form of self defense for young women. Let's go to the video...
Groovy!
"In this imaginary situation, Gabe decides he wants to work Holly's cootch six ways to Sunday. Not 'being in the mood', Holly lifts her leg to intitate the 'Qweef' technique..."
Get away from me, Gabe! I'm warning you, dickwad!
C'mon, Holly! You've already slept with everyone on the football team! Give up the poon, whore!
"As Holly cranks one off, Gabe is left completely immobilized! Holly just simply walks away unharmed. (It should be noted that this technique only works for women with unkempt snatches...)
Hi-YA! [BRRAAAPPPPP!!]
Oh, Jesus! Haven't you ever heard of "Summer's Eve", you stinky skank..?
