Dude... I'm going into surgery tomorrow to get my arm reattached...
Groovy!
I asked my doctor if I'll be able to play the violin afterwards, and he said, "Of course." Then, I said-
Let me guess... "Great! 'Cause I can't play now!"
How'd you know..?
Dude... That joke's older than... Uh, older than... Uh... Ah, dammit! The readers can fill in the rest! I'm tired of doing all the @%#$ work around here!Late...