"...be sure to tell your doctor if you've died from a major herpes breakout due to the side effects of Noassatall. We now return you to the news..."
Groovy!
"Today, the premier of Kyrgyzstan vowed to revive democracy in his country..."
Cool...
"Once this has been instituted, the next order of business is to re-name the country to something the citizens could actually spell and/or pronounce..."