'WE INTERRUPT 'GROOVY!' TO GO TO AN IMPORTANT NEWS UP-BRIEF!"
Today, there was a major break in the terrorist attack on London...
"Let's go to the video tape..."
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Thank you for calling Scotland Yard. How may I be of assistance?
"My son, who's Pakistani, but born in England, who just got back from 'summercamp' in Eastern Afghanistan, is missing! He said he and his three friends were going to London to have a 'blast', and..."