...then, the woman asked me to put on a pair of pants, and I said, "What? Is this one of them fancy-ass diners?"
Groovy!
I said no, and she called over the bouncer. The bouncer asked me to put my pants on, and I said no. He called the cops, and Officer McCracken beat me with his club, and I still said no. Then...
Gotcha! Understood! I'm clear! SAY NO MORE!! OUT!!!
Don't you want to hear the part about the crack-whore and three mongolian midgets..?
