Dude... This is Chuckaduck. The mail-order prostitute you sent me came by my house the other day. And, I think she gave me a virus...
Groovy!
Not "groovy", you bonehead! My dick burns when I pee, and my vision is blurry. But atleast my computer still works, so I can keep making my comics. She was a good boink, so it's a trade off. Late.
Oh, FUDGE! (But, I didn't say "fudge")
I told you to give his COMPUTER the virus, dumb ass! Now, go back there and finish the job!
