...and, in '76, I came in second to Schwartzennegro in the Mr. Olympia Beer contest...
Groovy!
Then, I heard about the open casting-call for the "The Hulk" TV series,,, So, I sprayed myself green, and went down to the studio. But, as you know, they gave the role to that whiny, deaf guy...
Oh, damn... Too bad, Joe!
Unfortunately, it wasn't until AFTER I read for the part I learned about removable grease paint. Shit.