...so, I get an e-mail from someone named, "Crabby", but from the picture, I can't tell if it's a man or a woman! Anyhoo... I'm supposed to meet he/she at a Motel 6 tonight...
Groovy!
I can't babysit tonight, Crabby... I have plans!
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, SPANKLING! HE'S YOUR SON, TOO! I HAVE A HOT DATE, AND A CHANCE AT FINALLY GETTING LAID AFTER TWO YEARS!!
