I've been trying to lose some weight, so my bitch- er, girlfriend took me to a vegetarian restaurant last night...
Groovy!
What I found interesting, though, is that the dishes they were serving had simulated chicken and beef made out of tofu, which actually TASTED like chicken and beef!
Y'know... Vegetarians eating simulated meat makes absolutely NO sense to me!
How do you mean?
It's like when lesbians, who, of course, hate men, fuck each other with strap-on penises! HUH??
