...and, later, I was at the Cingular store, and some old lady was com-plaining that she couldn't hear her cell phone ring when it was in...
Goddamn! This jamoak has been prattling on for fifteen minutes and counting...
...her purse. So, I waited as the idiot behind the counter fiddled with the ring volume on the phone, but they still couldn't her the phone in her...
I'll bet even if one of those zombies outside came in here and ate me (one could only hope), he'd just keep on talking!
...purse. So, the old lady stormed out, blaming everything that sucked in her life on Cingular. Then, I thought, why keep it in your purse if you can't...
