Next on Fox News, a Democratic represent-ative from New York now claims he was lying about lying about his naked penis text-ing. But, first, a word from our sponsor...
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Today, thirteen more women claimed to have recieved X-rated tweets from Repre-sentative Weiner. Coincidently, they are the same thirteen women who were sleeping with Tiger Woods...
Is there anyone who is not corrupt in this fucking country?
