...and after I arrived home from my trip in Atlanta, Georgia, where it seems they name every street is either Peach or Peach Tree or Tree or whatever because, apparently, Georgia is the Peach state...
....which technically means whenever you have "Georgia on your mind", you really have peaches on your mind, if you don't mind me saying so. But, I digress... So, when I got home, I found my wife...
....in bed with my Saab mechanic, the same mechanic that worked on my 1979 Saab 99 Turbo (which is short for turbine, by-the-by), and who also worked on my '86 9000 Turbo which...
...is a fine example of 1980's Swedish ingenuity. But I digress... Or, is it regress? I've often wondered what the difference is, but never took the initiative to open a dictionary and find out.
Anyhoo... To make a long story short, I shot my Saab mechanic in the anus for screwing my wife!
If, that's the short version, I'm glad you didn't tell me the long version!
