Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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I dress my dog up like hotel art.
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At the Polyamory office...
Christ at a Cracker Barrell, god almighty, this place hotter than that TV set I bought off that Mexican at the gas station.
Don't embarass me, Ree-Ree. I'm already jumpier than an Ethiopian drinking caffeine on a trampoline. Oh, here comes our case worker.
Well, doc, did you match us up with a good person to be our rotating lover? I gotta tell you, I'm already wetter than a sponge at an all night car wash.
Well, Mrs. Catfish, Mr. Catfish, no one wanted to answer your ad. People seemed to find you both as appealing as a Celine Dion box set.
I did, however, find one non-person who answered your ad. This Platypus.
Hot dog! Hey guys, let's hurry up and do this. My jock's so hard a midget could do pull ups on it, dig me?
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