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At Mormon headquarters: QUEBEC (the real Mormon HQ, not the fake one in Salt Lake City)...
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| Bruvah Hinckley, I'm back! Is's me, Keef Richuds! | |
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| Keith Richards? What are you doing here? | |
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| Don' you rememba me, bruvah? I went to church here back in 1963 and you told me to spread the message, so dat's whut I been doin'. Now I'm back, tour's ovuh. | |
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| Brother Keith, are you saying that you've been doing missionary work for the Mormons for the last nearly 40 years? | |
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| Oh yuh, brovah, I been doin' it missionary, post man, doggie style, wiff every man, woman, and animal that'll have me. | |
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| Brother Keith, I think maybe all the alchol and drugs have maybe confused the message a bit. Let's go back to my office and I'll start from the beginning. | |
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