elbingador  

Hey, Tony. It's been a while, but I'm glad I bumped into you. Figured this would be a good opportunity to tell you about my new girlfriend.

Another one? Should I even ask what her name is?

No. But I met her at this club the other night. She's really quite a looker.

So, what's the catch with her?

I wouldn't know. She's one of the few people in this town I haven't dated yet. I'm starting to run out of options.

If you start dating your sister, I'm moving.