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What the hell is this thing? It looks like something I stepped in the other day.

It must be one of Josh's ratty, old toys from when he was a baby. I'll just have to throw it out.

All right, little fella, daddy's going to send you off to toy heaven.

I swear, old man, if you lay one wrinkly finger on me, you'll be searching for your teeth for the next three weeks easy.