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You might remember me as being that one guy from the Lord Of The Rings movie. You'd be wrong, but if that's how you remember me, then fine. Go with it.
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by elbingador
1-27-02
I'm going on a date tomorrow. But this time it's going to be different.
Are you planning on taking your date to a restaraunt without a drive-thru this time?
No. We're going to eat at Arby's, just like always. But this time, there's going to be cameras there.
So the police are going to capture the girl beating the hell out of you with her purse on tape before running into the fray in an attempt to rescue you?
Tony, I'm going on that dating show, Blind Date.
Of course, once she starts whaling on you with her purse, you'll be blind long after the date ends.
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