"Dear EZB, good job on manning the Funblog Space Station. You've been doing such a great job that Pete and I think you should take another turn. See you in 2014. - Luigi"
"P.S. Sorry we haven't hooked up your internet yet, Clearwire isn't avaialble in your area and Comcast is being a bitch about scheduling a trip up there. - Luigi"
"Oh and Pete told me to tell you that your mom says hi. - Luigi"