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| OK, We just need to enter some personal information for your online profile. What's your full name? | |
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| Animalia Chordata Mammalia Theria Eutheria Artiodactyla Suidae Suinae Sus Domestica. But you can call me Howard. | |
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| Wow ... OK. Alright. Now have you dated anyone seriously in the past three years? | |
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| No, not really. I find it very difficult to find real women who don't play mind games. | |
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| OK, well our program ranges from $1200 - $3000 a year. We ask that amount because we feel you would pay it if you were really serious about a commitment to this cause Howard. | |
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| On second thought, you can't call me Howard. Just wait til I get home and my mom hears about you con artists. | |
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