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by favus
2-27-01
one day...
Hey, why did you cross the road?
?
Suck my cock
moh!!

 

by favus
2-27-01
one day..
Doctor I keep thinking i'm a telephone
...hummm
How long have you felt like this?
Hehe I'm Dom Jolly you're on Speaker phone! hahaha!!
Moh!

 

by favus
2-27-01
One day...
Hey Thanks for setting me up on a blind date Zoe, I'm really horny!
Hey no probs Grey you'll liek john, hes sweet and hung like a horse
Hey John I hear you've got a blind date, bet she's a moose!
No way I hear she's a real go-er man! a sure fire score! AND she's got her own car!
Moh!
Hey! wanna go on my anal probe?

 

by favus
2-27-01
Jesus, do you have any idea why you keep appearing in these crap comics?
...hmmmm
Well?
Moh!
Talk about fucking predicatble endings...

 

by favus
2-27-01
psst... mentski, how goes the moh infiltration?
Hi Satan! ahh ya diddlin'? apples n pears Guv'nor! gawd bless em they do a wahnderful job
FOD
Fahking ell its tahken a whole trouble and stife of its ahhhn SORTED!
Fucking cockernys!

 

by favus
2-27-01
I'm trying to make a valid point through art here! and all you can do is mock me
moc-a-moc
you're tearing my very soul apart!!! DAMN YOU!!
Moc-a-MOC-A-MOC!
somedays I dont think you love me anymore!
You bloke my Anus, I'm calling Rolf Harris on you...

 

by favus
2-27-01
One day...
I've invited all my freinds round for a party tonight! its gonna be great!!
sometime later....
Eventually...
moh...

 

by favus
2-27-01
Later on...
Hey, ive got a summons for bestiality
I told you man! Rolf harris is onto you big style
im too beautiful to go to prison!!
my anus is still broken! you don't hear me complaining!!
punchline...
oh hang on, THis is adressed to Tane Piper
Moc-a-moc!

 

by favus
2-27-01
Have you seen the ammount of #digi and AD in jokes are in here now?
Um, yeah, but what can you do?
can't you think of anything!!?
Umm, I almost thought of something then....
and??
My stinky fingArs put me off

 

by favus
2-27-01
It begins..
Hey! I want a word with you!
eh?
What do you think you're doing taking over defencless websites with your stupid catch phrases...?
I cant help it! I'm a victim of circumstance!
besides, you're just jelous, with your stupid Moc-a-moc crap
Moh

 

by favus
2-27-01
one day in the southern states of america...
hey jesus...
yes my child?
ahd not hang about heeree like that iffn i was you
why is that my child?
iffny they sees a cross like as not they burn it...
moh...

 

by favus
2-27-01
I've been looking at hardcore porn on the internet!
really? what site??
theres a great site full of NAKED CHICKS! MAN!!!
Where tell me!!
http://www.poultry.co.uk/
moh...!!

 

by favus
2-27-01
*ring* Hello you have reached the Tane Piper date line please leave your number and I'll get back to you for some HOT SEX
Hello.. this is Chris Buckley.. please pick up...
anyone? *sob*

 

by favus
2-27-01
whats that on your head?
a penis
really?
Yes, Im Chris Buckley
oh... sorry...

 

by favus
2-27-01
hey zyg... what you upto?
yeah?
I'm trying to decide what to have for tea
oh yeah?
anything good?
are you still here?

 

by favus
2-27-01
hey chicken!
what do you want man?
I've got some fan mail from Daniel Ness man!
really what does it say?
i dunno his crayon broke...
mohh

 

by favus
2-27-01
Hey Cock, how do you talk to women? make them understand you??
its no big secret man
So erm, Like what do you do?
Well, you tell them what you think they want to hear and pretend to listen to them...
Yes! and then?
Give them all your money... and your dignity, and your self respect... and your house and car.. and every fucking thing else.. oh yeah and moh..

 

by favus
2-27-01
Oh no! we've got the phone bill its worse than I thought...
whats the problem?
All those gay chat calls! I made when I was drunk! the phone bill is 3 million pounds!!!
Oh shit!!
oh no my mistake, its adressed to Tane
you've already DONE that joke... PS: Mohh

 

by favus
2-27-01
hey look at this! James is doing one of his "comedy" series cartoons!!
Jethro.. lost... umm
I think its as funny as his "cool people" series!
wait i've found us.. umm hill billies...
What do you think?
I've lost the will to live...

 

by favus
2-28-01
At the vets..
You know they say elephants never forget?
yeah?
Well i've got some bad news...
what?
you've got Altzheimers...
Who are you again?

 

by favus
2-28-01
fuck!
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
no, but i go down on her, and I've even rimmed her...
moh

 

by favus
2-28-01
Work is really boring..
i've been here since 8am! FFS!
*bing* you have new mail
moh
To: Favus RE wasting time on Lowpassnet while at work - here is your P45 please print it and take it home...

 

by favus
2-28-01
How does one go about getting in a classy chick like Shelleys panties?
Umm, I dunno favus..
Maybe if i auction all my pron on ebay.. maybe she'll like me i have money
I cant see you'll get a lot for an old copy of Best of Big and fat monthly and a video of the rude bits from benny hill
Oh well plan B then..
Umm date rape? yeah that could work...

 

by favus
2-28-01
Hey! Look at this printout..
someones buying all you Pr0n on ebay
What do make of that??
Hey Favus you're rich man!
Yeah but look who's buying it all.. Shelley is more twisted than I thought...
Well theres always Toyah... If she ever answers the inny or outty inner labia question...

 

by favus
2-28-01
*Sigh*
Whats up Favus?
Shelley gave me my pr0n back, she said something about nude Barbra Walters mowing lawns or something... nude...
She's american man, she doesn't know you dont know who barbra walters is...
Yeah but your mum doesn't even LOOK like Barbra walters...
Moh! I've been betrayed...

 

by favus
2-28-01
Shelley before we get intimate, theres something i think you should know about me...
Go ahead Im an open minded 00's woman...
...
Well?
Wow! you can pronounce "00's"

 

by favus
2-28-01
Bloody hell!
What is it now favus? cant you seem i'm "on the can"?
Have you seen what Hughes is doing? he's being funnier than me on purpose so all the ladies like him best!
really?
Still, at least my mums not in a wheelchair
You're such a bastard...

 

by favus
2-28-01
I thought you said you'd call me
I thought you said you'd call me
I thought you said you'd call me
I want to die

 

by favus
2-28-01
No it's no good, I've been reading Hughes back issues and you just cant compete Favus..
You mean pure rage just doesn't trasnslate as humour?
That's a tough one... but no, not really...
Im destined to forever be overshadowed by his imense wit? and forever eclipsed by his large beard??
Yeah man,. sorry...
Ah well, At least my mums not in a wheelchair...

 

by favus
2-28-01
It's no good, Shelley may be in love with another man..
No way! what makes you think that...
IM sure while we were having sex she cried SOMEONE ELSE name...
nO! not Hughes??
Yes...!!
No worries, You do that too!...

 

by favus
2-28-01
Hey Mohh face, What do you think of Americans then?
Well favus, I've been watching them - and I must say they've supprised me some of them are really intelligent and witty..
You know its a good job you dont have muscles and skin
Why?
Because they'd not realise you're grinning when you said that..
moh..

 

by favus
2-28-01
Whats for one wheel and flies?
Jill dando on a unicycle...
* Silence *
Taxi for Mr Favus

 

by favus
2-28-01
in the taxi...
Oi you'll never guess who I had in the back of my cab..
Umm?
YOUR MOTHER! HAHA!!
!!
later in hospital...
*ahem* I wonder if you can help me, I was in the shower when i fell on my cars gear knob...
Nurse! take this man to X-ray

 

by favus
2-28-01
Hello i'm here for my restart...
Ah, Mr Favus, Im Satan, from the DSS i see you have had no job for 8 years..
What's your point...?
Dont you know Western society defines who we are by what we do?
I fucked your mum...
Exactly Q.E.D...

 

by favus
2-28-01
Life was so much simpler before 1471 (*69)
Hello this is favus from Coldseal double glazing...
Sorry we don't want any..
BUT, Is your house really _REALLY_ warm?
yes.. perfectly
What colour panties are you wearing HUFF HUFF HUFF...
WHAT?!!

 

by favus
2-28-01
Rule number one, noone talks about fight club!
?
CUT!!
Rule number two, noone talks about fight club!
Why is rule one and two the same?
SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING ASSHOLE OFF THE FUCKING SET...
To emphasise my point, its in the script man! i just read the words dude...
I bet you liked the blair witch project didn't you? it was really UNCOOL TO LOOSE THE MAP MAN! you make me sick!!

 

by favus
2-28-01
humm what does this say...??
~@~!""!~!~"
All your... something belong to..
...""."..""
humm what does this say...??
~@~!""!~!~"

 

by favus
2-28-01
bink!
bonk!
bink!

 

by favus
2-28-01
Robo knobhead was on his way home...
Fuck the police! yeah yeah! YO YOU Piggy motherfuckers.. yo! Yo!!
He gets home to find...
Oh shit all my furniture! my TV stolen by burglar cracK heads!!
Irony..
Hello, police, Yes - i'd like to report a burglary please...
Sorry your call is in a queue all our officers have been shot by public enemy fans

 

by favus
2-28-01
Big mac please
One moment sir...
sime time later..
dum de dum
hang on...... unnn..
moh
they say you are what you eat, so i have taken the liberty of shitting in a bun instead, that will be £2.99 please

 

by favus
2-28-01
Um hahs digi want me back do they? let me check it out..
connect to dalnet please wait...
three hours later...
/join #digi
WWF WOG CUNT CUM ARSE SHIT MOHH HOMO SHIT GAY BUFFY WRESLING MOHH FIST IN YOUR ARSE MOHH FUCK BUFFY PUSSY WOG WOG WWF
*SIGH* Alt+f4
WOG WOG NIGGERS WOG WOG POOF CUNT WOG WOG NIGGERS WOG WWF Client closed connection....

 

by favus
3-01-01
So Favus why do you hate Kevin Smith movies?
I refuse to believe anyone is funnier than me
what about Hughes?
he doesn't count, He lives with his mother...
the one in a wheelchair?
hehe yeah...

 

by favus
3-01-01
Look I'm sorry Favus, its just not working out between us...
Why Shelley? Is it because we come from diametrically opposed worlds? a species never meant to be together, because of my allergy to nuts? WHY DAMMNIT??
Well partially - you're english I'm american, I'm funny and you're not...
Sheesh, anything else?
more lame british humour
Yeah you're a cunt...
I'll just get my coat...

 

by favus
3-01-01
Look i'm sorry i know the sex was good, but maybe if we like talked more and stuff maybe that could save our relationship
I really have to finish my script though...
I could help..
one track mind...
well how could i end the script then?
20 men, doing a money shot on Ms Jollie?

 

by favus
3-01-01
oh one more thing...
What NOW??
Well I went down on you right, till you orgasmed and you never gave me oral sex... WHY? thats not fair... !
Have you seen your penis...?
Good point....
Men are so stupid...

 

by favus
3-01-01
Hey Favus Tough break I hear it didn't work out with Shelley
Nah mate - I was her intellectual inferior, too attention seeking, we didn't talk enough, and we didn't have enough in common..
So you're saying she's a lesbian?
Arn't they all?
I suppose this means I have to lube up and wear the Liv Tyler mask again..?
You got it bitch!

 

by favus
3-01-01
Hey Samir, Look behind you...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! etc...

 

by favus
3-01-01
I don't know how to make my day at work seem funny..
Hey Favus, What are you doing?
Converting loads of video from PAL to NTSC for the American Market
Why dont you make a joke about the converter box automatically dumbing it down?
They wouldnt get it...

 

by favus
3-01-01
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! SOUND GARDEN!!!
And you stare at me....
in your Jesus Christ pose!!
twat...

 

by favus
3-01-01
I see gay people... they're everywhere....
they're walking round like regular people....
you're in for one hell of a supprise if the plot twist is the same....

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