favus  

How does one go about getting in a classy chick like Shelleys panties?

Umm, I dunno favus..

Maybe if i auction all my pron on ebay.. maybe she'll like me i have money

I cant see you'll get a lot for an old copy of Best of Big and fat monthly and a video of the rude bits from benny hill

Oh well plan B then..

Umm date rape? yeah that could work...