What I don't understand is why you get laid more than I do in fanfiction.
Because you're dead?
I'm not dead! Oh. Wait. Yeah. Definately skinned alive and incinderated. But I'm way hotter than you. All I keep getting is Katrina. Katrina this, Katrina that.
That's totally not true. You get me, Jon, Tucker, April...Buffy, even. I never get Buffy. Buffy hates me.
