Did you know that the way they got Mr. Ed's lips to move on TV was to shove a carrot up his ass?
Bullshit! If you can prove it, I'll let you fuck Jennifer in our bed tonight.
Easy Ed. I'm just going to stick a carrot up your ass to prove to Angelina that it will make your lips move.
Actually, they would put peanut butter on my lips to make them move. I started the carrot rumor later so dipshits like you would pleasure me every now and again, so get to it pretty boy!
