Sleezeball Snail: Cross Walkers

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 9, 2009

Forced to walk the earth for all eternity, Sleezeball encounters many people...
He could, if he wanted, use these encounters for the good of all mankind...
Would you help a poor old woman across the street?
Or not...
Are you nuts? I'm a snail for fuck's sake! Our two slow asses in the middle of the road just begs the title "Dead Dumb Asses Walking."