A Leak of Their Own

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 30, 2012

I can't play today. I just broke up with my boyfriend and am emotionally distressed.
There's no crying in baseball!
I can't pitch this inning. My newborn needs fed.
There's no lactating in baseball!
I need to take the rest of the game off. Aunt Flo is in town.
There's no bleeding out of your vagina in baseball!