Finger Lickin' Good

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 29, 2012

I'm here with the return of Colonel Sanders.
Good to be here.
Recently the President of Chick-Fil-A spoke out against gay marriage. Where do you stand?
Hell, I say anything goes. In fact, it's a little known secret that the "F" in KFC stands for "Fucks".
Martha, I just had the most horrible dream! Sanders was back and hornier than ever.
I just saw the news. No time to talk. Pack your shit Marvin, we gotta get outta here!