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I'm Morgan Freeman, here to talk to you again about the wonders of the Penguin.
Hollywood has focused on their feet making movies about them marching, surfing, and dancing. But there is much more to them than their feet.
Their tuxedo-like appearance is called countershading, used as camouflage in the water but also making them very sexy looking.
Like whales, they have a layer of fat under their skin called "blubber" used to keep them warm but also giving them more cushion for the pushin'.
Dude? Why do you have Morgan Freeman dick breath?
Don't judge me. You know I have a thing for freckles.
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ZMannZilla says:

Winner of CC653!
posted Oct 19th, 2016 ( permalink )


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