Real Life: Trump Card

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: October 3, 2018

How many times do I need to remind you to take out the trash? It's like the only chore you have.
I got caught up playing Fortnite. It's not like the trash is going anywhere.
If you don't have all the trash taken out in the next 15 minutes, I'm selling your console, shutting down the internet, charging you a portion for the electric bill, I'll...
Okay, okay. I'm going. Sheeze!
Huh. I guess if we just treat our kids like Trump treats the rest of the world, it actually works.