Great Pissing Matches in History Part 2

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 12, 2019

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My tally whacker is the biggest!
No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it!
There! This should prove that my tally whacker is the biggest!
Well, this sure is one big blimp!
Does your big tally whacker have any bright ideas to get us out of this situation?