Great Pissing Matches in History Part 3

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 12, 2019

April 24, 1184
My tally whacker is the biggest!
No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it!
How do you propose that?
Whoever is given the biggest gift obviously has the biggest tally whacker!
Charge! Kill them all!
I haven't had that many guys in my ass for a while now!