Simian Says: Material Witless

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 13, 2020

Monkey! You're back! Where have you been?
Had to lay low. Tweets about pussy grabbing, taint licking, and slut shaming are not as in fashion as they used to be.
So what brings you back?
You know how unattractive women hang out with uglier women to make themselves look better?
Yeah?
Harvey Weinstein wants me to sit next to him at his trial.