Lending a Helping Hand

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 12, 2021

Ms. Lynn? Do you remember that alien movie with the kid who rode his bike with the alien in the basket? What was the girl's name in that movie?
You mean E.T.? I think it was Drew Barrymore, sir.
Not the actress. What was the character's name?
I believe it was Gertie. Why do you ask? What exactly are you doing in there?
Jerking off.