Rush-ing to Conclusions

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 17, 2021

Doctor, they just brought Rush Limbaugh in.
Cause of death is lung cancer.
How do you know? You haven't even examined him. It could have been a heart attack!
I can say with 100% certainty that it was not a heart attack.
How can you say that?
The bastard didn't have a heart.