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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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WW35: Worst Things to Say to Bald Clergy

by fpd
1-24-05


	Ooh la la, reverend. With that goatee, you look just like Anton LaVey! I am so excited. You have to do me right here and now. Now, now! Do me now! Right on the altar!


	Um, you do know that LaVey was a Satanist, whereas this is a Christian church, don't you? Perhaps we should have a little talk about this with your parents.


	Hey, Father, I can see why you became a priest. With a chrome dome like that, I bet you just couldn't score with any of the ladies.


	Actually, I'm a happily married Anglican priest.


	Ho, ho, ho! I bet I know what you want for Christmas. A full head of hair.


	If it weren't for my vow of silence, I could tell this doofus that I shave my head every day.

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