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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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WW35: The Doctor is in, or You're not a nut, you're a legume

by fpd
1-27-05


	Dr. Van Pelt, I'm in a dilemma. I could marry Patricia, who says she loves me, or I could chase after the beautiful red-haired woman I have always been nuts about.


	Mr. Brown, you suffer from hair envy. You don't love the red-haired woman. You just fetishize her hair. Notice how you describe her by her hair instead of saying her name.


	Wow, you sure are smart, Dr. Van Pelt. So you're saying I should just forget about her and marry Patricia, right?


	No, she is a lesbian in denial. Any straight woman would know the difference between a truly handsome man, like my Schroeder, and a blockhead like you.


	I don't know why I never saw it before. She has always been a tomboy, and she has that weird relationship with that creepy Marcie. So what should I do, Dr. Van Pelt?


	Since you're at least a step above Pigpen, put on a wig and pretend to be my date tonight. Schroeder is giving a concert of Vince Guaraldi's music, and I need to make him jealous.

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