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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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The Smoking Sophist

by fpd
6-16-06


	I sure wish I was cool. Nobody wants to be with a loser like me.


	Hey kid! You can be as cool as they come. All you need to do is start smoking, and you will have lots of cool friends who think you're cool.


	But isn't smoking dangerous? Won't it hurt my health?


	Did you know that not having friends hurts your health? When you're a smoker, other smokers will flock to you. You'll be part of a crowd.


	But won't nonsmokers avoid me?


	Only if they're losers who don't care about having friends! And do you really want them for friends? Of course not! Smoke to make friends today!

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