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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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WW51: New Products from Sodom Fags

by fpd
6-17-06


	I know smoking is cool. But there are such health risks to it, like cancer and heart disease. I would love to be hip and with it, but we're talking about my life here. I don't want to risk it.


	With our new perfume Menthol #5, you can smell like you smoke without lighting up! Now concern for your health doesn't have to stand in the way of being cool!


	That's really great! But what about my clothes? Wouldn't it get too expensive to spray them all with Menthol #5? And wouldn't it just come out in the wash anyway?


	That's what we've made Tarex laundry detergent and fabric softener for! Wash your clothes with them, and they'll always come out smelling like cigarettes!


	But what about when I kiss a guy? He'll know right away that I don't smoke, and then I'll be up a creek without a paddle.


	What you need is our Tobacco Jo bubble gum! It leaves your mouth tasting like an ashtray, and each piece comes with its own Tobacco Jo comic!

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