Free Pedophile Daycare

Author: fpd

Date: August 4, 2006

by fpd
8-04-06
Your child is in good hands with us, Mrs. Doughnut. Our motto is "We love kids."
Thanks! I have to run to work now.
Who did you say your daycare provider was?
It's called Free Pedophile Daycare!
Francine Penelope Doughnut, are you out of your mind? You're entrusting the care of your baby to pedophiles!
Didn't you hear what I said? It's free! FREE! I can't afford to pass up a deal like this!