The Fat People Diet

Author: fpd

Date: August 2, 2006

by fpd
8-02-06
A new diet craze is sweeping America, and even skeptics agree that it is reducing obesity across the nation.
This new diet is simply called the Fat People Diet. We turn now to Earl Grey for the word on the street. Earl?
Tell me, how did you use the Fat People Diet to get as thin as you are now?
When I heard about it, the Fat People Diet motivated me to take a serious interest in bulemia. I lost weight in record time after I began puking my guts out.
But bulemia is an eating disorder, not a diet. Didn't you follow the Fat People Diet?
No, I'm not a cannibal. When I heard the Fat People Diet was becoming popular, I knew I had to slim down right away, because I didn't want to wind up on anyone's menu.