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| A new diet craze is sweeping America, and even skeptics agree that it is reducing obesity across the nation. | |
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| This new diet is simply called the Fat People Diet. We turn now to Earl Grey for the word on the street. Earl? | |
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| Tell me, how did you use the Fat People Diet to get as thin as you are now? | |
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| When I heard about it, the Fat People Diet motivated me to take a serious interest in bulemia. I lost weight in record time after I began puking my guts out. | |
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| But bulemia is an eating disorder, not a diet. Didn't you follow the Fat People Diet? | |
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| No, I'm not a cannibal. When I heard the Fat People Diet was becoming popular, I knew I had to slim down right away, because I didn't want to wind up on anyone's menu. | |
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