Comic Contest 22: wirthling sucks... literally

Author: gabe_billings

Date: April 12, 2001

by gabe_billings
4-12-01
I'm wirthling, the man-whore, and I like to choke down cocks in Time's Square for spare change.
Times Square doesn't have an apostrophe, you git. And by the way, do you take Discover?
Wirthling was the best lay I ever had. And that's including Ricky Martin.
Wirthling is the biggest cheese dick ever to walk the Earth. And that's including Ricky Martin.
I hope all you faggots can stay in one place for me to get my truck and drive back here so I can run your pansy asses down.
If all you pissants are about through, I've got a twelve o'clock with wirthling's bum.