The combined might of the branches of the US military finally brought the creature down with a combination of rapier wit and horrific puns. But at a dear cost to the once mighty city.
The unsuspecting inhabitants of downtown Gotham were taken completely by surpise as the hideous beast laid waste to the city with the awesome power of its Sonic Capitalization Blast.
You tell 'em Judge Judy. He's a fuckin' li.... HOLY SHIT!
The trouble began when the eminent geneticist Dr. Boorite isolated the so called 'Godzilla Gene' in test subject Crabby Johnson and subjected it to doses of gamma rays.
