All comics by gazchamberlain

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
Dude! Like, gimme some beer dude!
Like, no way!
Shove that beer up your ass!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
IT'S BRAD AND LINDY'S FIRST HOT DATE!
Hey, you wanna come out to see a movie?
Oh my god! Brad is, like, such a dreamboat!
...BUT SOMETHING'S NOT QUITE RIGHT
Fuck! Shit! Half my face is missing!
Ugh! Like, he is soooooo rude!
UH-OH!
Hey, what's that smell?! What's the ambulance for?!
CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A BUS COMING OUT MY ASS???

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
NEWMAN AND BADDIEL MEET AGAIN FOR A PINT...
So, where have you been the last few years then, Dave?
WHAT?! Didn't you hear 'Three Lions'?
Of course!
What about 'Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned'?!
OH UP YOURS YOU BIG BOLLOCKS!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
NEWMAN AND BADDIEL MEET AGAIN FOR A PINT...
So, where have you been the last few years then, Dave?
WHAT?! Didn't you hear 'Three Lions'?
Ah, yes.
What about 'Baddiel
The thing about that is...... it's shit!
OH UP YOURS YOU BIG BOLLOCKS!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
NEWMAN AND BADDIEL MEET AGAIN FOR A PINT...
So, where have you been the last few years then, Dave?
WHAT?! Didn't you hear 'Three Lions'?
Ah, yes.
What about 'Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned'?
The thing about that is...... it's shit!
OH, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE YOU BIG BOLLOCKS!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
IT'S STAND-UP COMEDY NIGHT AT THE CLUB!
So! Where you guys from?! We got any Canadians here?! Huh?!?
This guy is shit!
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TOO WELL...
...hey, it's so hard to get laid in Chicago these days, right?!
What's this guy been smokin'?! Goddamn' corndogs?!
CALL 911! THE CLUB'S ON FIRE!
Okay, if you're not gonna laugh i'll piss on the mike and set you all on fire...
HOLY SHIT!!!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
CONFESSION TIME...
Lord, forgive me for I have sinned.........
...........
Jesus, forgive for I have sinned......
.............
Lord, forgive me for I......
WOAH! GEORGE MICHAEL! YOU WANNA COME BACK TO MY CAVE AND MAKE OUT?!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
Juan-Pablo has lost his trousers...
What the blue hell are you doing out here, in the middle of nowhere, drinking beer in just your pants?!
I no speak Engleesh!
So you're foreign then, eh? Where you from, France, Spain, Germany...?
I... give you cerveza, er... beer, for pants
Tell you what me ol' cocker! I'll give you the cat and all the pants you want, if you come back to my flat and...
NO SIR! NOT THE DIRTY! ANYTHING BUT THE DIRTY!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
WORLD WAR THREE HAS JUST BEGUN, BUT JONNY IS THINKING ABOUT MILK
Mmm, can I have some of that?
No you can't! Now just shit off!
Mmm, go on! Let us have a bit, come on!
For the last time, no! Can't you see there's people dying and stuff?
Wha?
Tch! Oh go on then!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
BRAD FORGIVES LINDY FOR SHITTING OUT A BUS AND TAKES HER ON ANOTHER DATE...
Thanks so much for seeing me again, Brad. I'm sorry about the whole bus thing...
Hey, that's cool. Anyway, I got tickets for the N*Sync show!
...BUT LINDY'S GOT THE WRONG END OF THE STICK!
Oh that is just *so* cool! I love N*Sync!
You're not coming to the show you piece of shit! I'm taking the bus you shat out!
*sniffle*
Shut the hell up, you whining piece of goddamn crap!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
TERRY AND TREVOR HAVE HAD A ROW...
Oh come on, Terry! I didn't mean to be nasty about your waistcoat. Come back inside and join the party!
No. You really hurt my feelings, Trevor. I thought you loved me...
I do, Terry! I do love you! Now come back inside and join the fun!
Fuck off! At least i'm not wearing a silly fucking dress!
Fuck you then! Cunt!
And you, ya big twat!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
TREVOR'S GONE BACK TO THE PARTY, AFTER TERRY INSULTED HIM...
Trevor, I'm sorry, I was only having a laugh!
You were really nasty, Terry. I'm gonna go and find another man!
Come off it! No-one will want to know you, especially with a stupid skirt on!
Really? Is that what you think? We'll see...
Oh, Mr. Baddiel...
COME TO PAPA!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
LITTLE SAM MADE A BIG MISTAKE WHEN HE TOOK THE SPECIAL PILLS HE FOUND IN HIS MOM'S DRAW...
Holy cow!
Wilkommen!
Jeez! This is fucked up!
DONKEY!
WHAT THE F.......
My name is Jesus, now lean forth and suck fresh Um Bongo from my boyish nipples!

 

by gazchamberlain
6-15-02
LOOK WHO COWBOY JOE HAS FOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF MONTANA...
Santa, what you doing out here?! Shouldn't you be in Lapland?
No, I've fucking quit haven't I
But what about all the children?!
FUCK 'EM! Besides, I've lined up a replacement who can do a great job...
Oh, sweet Jesus no...
FRANK! DAVE'S GOT THE BEER IN! WHERE ARE YA, FRANK?!

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