Santa's Replacement

Author: gazchamberlain

Date: June 15, 2002

by gazchamberlain
6-15-02
LOOK WHO COWBOY JOE HAS FOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF MONTANA...
Santa, what you doing out here?! Shouldn't you be in Lapland?
No, I've fucking quit haven't I
But what about all the children?!
FUCK 'EM! Besides, I've lined up a replacement who can do a great job...
Oh, sweet Jesus no...
FRANK! DAVE'S GOT THE BEER IN! WHERE ARE YA, FRANK?!