goffedog
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So this one time my keyboard was dusty and i blew on it cuz compressed air is for suckers but some garlic from the garlic bagel got stuck between the keys so i tried to get that out with my fingers and accidentally sent an AIM message to my boss that said killkliokilliokill cuz it was stuck at the junction of k, l, i, and o, and i accidentally hit enter with my pinky and now my boss thinks i wanna kill Miss Cleo and that i am a bad speller, which sucks cuz my job is a government job tutoring English so i'm pretty much screwed. Thank god for bureaucracy, cuz at least it's taking them forever to sack me. |
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