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by gumboron
8-27-09
Pirate Jack reports to Captain Billy Smite.
Arrr... She had the strength of an elephant and the speed of a tiger. She whooped me bad!
Blimey... Ye says she has super powers? Where this Wench be from... Spain, France... a Viking maybe?
Every Hero has an Arch-Enemy and Captain Smite is as Dastardly as they be.
American... me tinks cuz when she whooped me I saw Stars... and Stripes. Just guessing tho... didn't see no Birth Certificate.
Rapscallion she be.
And thus the Captain plans his dastardly deeds.
Scupper that! No Birth Certificate she not be legal resident. We can exploit that! Now, what say we "Splice the Mainbrace"?
Is this how you fight a Wench?
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