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Ron Bertrand, aka Calypso Bertrand, is a singer/songwriter and records on the GUMBOLIMBO Indie Label. Google Calypso Bertrand for more information about this artist.

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WILD RITA ~ THE PIRATE WENCH... By Ron Bertrand

by gumboron
8-27-09

Rita gets a new job!


	So what's new Lil' Rita?


	I just spoke with Jimmy's people. With my new super powers I'll be Head of Security at his concerts plus his personal bodyguard.

Rita continues to swagger about her new job.


	So I won't be needing Jimmy Buffett tickets now. I'll be up close and personal!


	WooHoo... that does include me too right? I wanna be up close and personal with Jimmy.

Jamie Gets Excited!


	Jamie... just what is it with your fixation on Jimmy Buffett?


	Cuz, he's got a School Boys Heart. Plus, he goes for Younger Women. That's like us!

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