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TEH GRAET QUEST FOR P0T ANDE NAD TAELKING LIEK JEFF K

by gynapse
11-21-01


	NO GET YUOR DEMON GIMMICKS AHWAY FROM ME YOU BULLDORSMAN!!!!1

Mealing, Not Stealing!

by gynapse
12-06-01


	Hey man, want to pay old lady Higgum's place a little visit tonight? I hear she is in the hospital due to a stroke and she never locks the place even though she lives alone.


	What business do we have there man? You know she never took kindly to trespassers. She doesn't have much of interest anyway.


	Well obviously you haven't heard of her extremely valuable collection of Korean made porcelain dolls. She's got like 40 of em' and I hear they go for around 500 bucks a pop. Man thatsa lot of cash.


	Yeah man, I admit it sounds very tempting but that is also a very serious crime. That would definitely qualify as first degree theft and criminal trespass.


	Yeah but do you realize how secluded her house is? No one would see us, especially not the old farts that live next door.


	First of all, calling them "old farts" is disrespectful, those are my grandparents man. Secondly, this isn't even our first offense...

Mealing, Not Stealing part 2.

by gynapse
12-10-01


	Remember that time when you suggested we take old lady Higgum's car for a little ride? We got off SO lucky that time, but we could have been charged with Grand Theft Auto if it wasn't our first time


	Yeah man but this time we have no way of getting caught. Its perfect. My boss fired me today and I need some extra cash. I gotta have a little fun to y'know man.


	Hey man, I just got payed today, how about we go get a bite to eat, I hear theres a new dinner/bar in town. We could go get a few beers, see some live bands, and try some great fried wings. On me.


	Man, thats lame, think of all the fried wings we could get with this money, just by ripping off some old lady who is going to die soon. So, are you with me man, or are you not?


	Fine man, do what you want. I AM NOT GOING WITH YOU. While you are getting busted my the cops, ill be enjoying a nice flame broiled burger. I warned you man.

Mealing, Not Stealing part 3

by gynapse
12-10-01


	Aw, screw you man! I dont need a square like you as a friend. BOO!


	Yeah, whatever man. I'm leaving to go enjoy myself THE LEGAL WAY. Later.

Later that night...


	Ha! I Snagged them all without any problems! Man this WAS TOO EASY. There is no way i'll get caught now


	OH DARN IT ALL! I knew this is a bad idea! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SO FOOLISH!? Aw, I better try and run. Aw, no I can't. Oh well, looks like i'll be spending a lot of time in the big house.


	THIS IS THE POLICE! PUTS YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND DO NOT MOVE! MOVE IT DIRTBAG!

Mealing, Not Stealing FINAL

by gynapse
12-10-01

The End, Sadly.


	I can't believe this, not only have I lost 5 years of my life, I also lost a friend and a free bucket of friend wings. I will never commite a crime again.

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